careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
17 year olds will be the death of me.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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