your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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