im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize