Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Vodka?
Forever.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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