so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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