I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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