smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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