Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I woke up under a house in Key West
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