I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
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