I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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