This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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