My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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