he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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