There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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