This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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