Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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