she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I am available for nakedness
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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