for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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