In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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