Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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