Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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