I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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