I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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