it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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