why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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