READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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