Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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