Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
They are going to name an STD after you.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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