Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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