i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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