Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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