I hate all girls vehemently.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
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