She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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