Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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