she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I skipped work to stalk him.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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