If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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