I bet he comes in French.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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