so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize
