I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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