singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
you inspire me to be a worse person
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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