Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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