9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I love having hate sex.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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