If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Randomize
