do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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