Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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