yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
