Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
i've created a new STD.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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