how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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