no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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