I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
