I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Randomize