it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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