I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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